AI tabloids. Your screen. No filter.
Your screen time becomes front-page news.
Upload your weekly screen-time screenshot. We turn the receipts into a viciously specific tabloid cover, complete with a headline, persona, and a little public service humiliation.
First front page is free. No card. No clinical chart.
Local user wastes 9 hours on TikTok;
calls it “research.”
DMs ghosted: 3
Excuses issued: countless
Pg. 2Mood index
Pg. 3Receipts
Pg. 4
The evidence is in.
The scandal pipeline
Three moves. Zero shame spiral.
Drop the screenshot.
Your screen-time dashboard is enough. We do not need your phone, passwords, or a confession.
Get your cover.
Our roast engine finds the pattern, writes the lead, and prints your digital alibi.
Share. Unlock. Repeat.
Post the front page, unlock the four-page issue, and give your group chat something real to discuss.
Not another tracker
The app report you actually want to read.
Charts tell you what happened. ScrollScandal tells you why your friends are about to stage an intervention.
Roast, not surveillance.
You choose the screenshot. We only use what you provide to make the issue. Nothing sneaky, nothing clinical.
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Start free. Stay scandalous.
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One savage headline and a shareable cover. Enough to start a group-chat trial.
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✓ Four-page daily issues
✓ Mood index & trends
✓ Archive every roast
✓ First look at VS Mode